Thursday, April 30, 2009

13 Games, 13 Opportunities to Own the AL Central

Apparently, the Detroit Tigers players, coaches and management do not read my blog.  What a shocking revelation!  They didn't get my message that we needed to win the Yankees series.  Hmm.  Guess I'll take to purchasing ad space inside Marlboro, Phiten and sunflower seed packaging and get the word out that way.

I don't have to worry about them getting the message I'm about to share with you.  They already know it, and so do you.  We need to win our upcoming 13-game sortie against AL Central opponents.  Last year, we were abysmal against divisional rivals.   Please, oh please, can we change that this year?  I beg of you.  Restore the roar of divisional ownership.

Thank you in advance for your consideration of the preceding public service announcement.

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