Let's remedy that now. Kelly was drafted by the Tigers in the 8th round of the 2001 draft (Baseball Reference). He's only played a handful of games in the bigs, in 2007 with the Pirates. He was signed as a free agent in 2008 by the Diamondbacks, but is now a non-roster invitee with the Tigers.
To says he's a light hitter might be a bit of an understatement. He hit .148 with the Pirates in 2007 in 25 games and 27 ABs. He did hit .275 in the Diamondbacks' minor league system last year over 436 ABs in 124 games.
He's got some speed, swiping 23 bases for Toledo and Erie in 2006, but only stole 2 bases last year.
Anyway, halloo Don Kelly, and may the luck '0 the Irish be with you.