The Opening Day Countdown Song

This is really embarrassing, but for some strange reason I feel obligated to admit to it.  Every year, as Opening Day draws near, I start singing a little made up ditty.  It's so short it doesn't really qualify as a song, and drives my family totally crazy.  My son literally begs me not to sing it.  I can't help it though.  I sing it every day until Opening Day arrives.  OK, I think I'm certifiable now.  Hope that didn't scare everyone away.  I think that in general, I'm a relatively "normal" person, but am admittedly a little gonzo over the Tigers.  BTW, don't ask me to post audio of the "song."  I really do want to retain a reader or two.