Myself, I'm still reeling. Better recover soon, there's a day game today, folks.
I'm trying to get some perspective and quell the panic, I really am. But the way we've been playing is not helping matters at all.
Porcello did his job, I mean he didn't give up any three-run homers (cough, Jackson, Galarraga, Washburn, Fien, Bonderman, cough).
Now today we have to face Carl I-Can't-Shut-Down-Anyone-But-the-Tigers Pavano. I've already set a plan in motion to sabotage him so he can't start today. It involves luring him under the I35W Bridge, where another collapse appears imminent. Wish me luck.